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I had to travel to the middle of the state right next to the capital but not the capital. It was very foggy. Then snow fell violently for thirty seconds then some rain. I like having an excuse to use my fog lamps.

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I spotted one of my favorite weather phenomenon: Hoar Frost.

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It was so beautiful.

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Everywhere: hoar.

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I was excited to see the hoar frost up close in the yard but by the time I got about 25 miles from home the phenomenon wasn’t present any longer. Only fog.

If u or a loved one was diagnosed with rear view mirror disease

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A lot of gas and mileage used up today. We are dealing with a very mobile society in these parts of the united states and vehicles are the only mode of transport. Right now I am playing chauffeur. I don’t mind. Today I ate large amounts of superamerica doughnuts. Thinking about them late at night drives my body into a feeling of necessity. Then I went into a sugar coma. I awoke with a slight amount of time to spare before I left the house in my boxer briefs, extra long track pants, waffle long sleeve shirt and old flip flops. We headed towards a lunch spot. But a call was made to the Vet due to Pip’s constant squatting while being outside without leaving urine. Also the puddle of urine she often leaves behind inside. Luckily we had thirty minutes before the appointment. I ended up in the doctors office in my pajamas and flipflops with socks. I became hot while in the office and needed to remove my men’s winter coat. No concealing my slothy appearance now. Pip weighs 62.something pounds. She fears the vet already and hides when the doc comes in. She warms up while we wait and she gets cookies and treats. Good Girl! We ate lunch together. I chauffeured back to a nearby town.

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There wasn’t much time left of the day before I picked up my mother from daycare while wearing my stale pajamas. I attempted to visit with my nieces and they were unavailable. So I let Pip play with my four legged niece Macy. Pip knows which street her BDFF lives on and sighs when she looks down it while we pass by and don’t turn down the street. She’s a smart dog. She places her left front paw on my chest as I drive and she stands on the console. Her fur has become longer and lighter. I have to say she is so pretty. As if I had any doubts she really is growing on me. My protector. I caught up with my sister over a cup of coffee with my youngest niece and then two stepnephews hovered over me when I arrived home. Goofy kids. Mom and I left shortly after only to give mom something for dinner and I drove back to the town I just returned from to pick up a loved one.

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One of the sweetest stray kitties came for a bite to eat tonight. Treat or Toot allowed me to pet and even slightly hold her against me. But then she toots because she is startled. I wish I could bring her inside. She was cold tonight and I wished for her to be warm and snuggly. My eye caught the sky after the sun set and I reminded myself in a few days the sun will set earlier signaling the darkest time of year. But I ignore this reality and enjoyed the orange red sky of an autumn evening in the rear view mirror.

Towards fifty thousand miles



Yesterday I dressed mom in clothes I wouldn’t wash for over 11 days. Soured underwear I thought. Yuck. But these things aren’t to be thought about at this moment. Mom is safe in a facility for older adults cared by a nurse and staff of plenty. Respite. The first time since 2007 I’ve been away really away from Mom.



But these things aren’t to be thought of today.




Autumn in Northern Wisconsin. Cranberry fields almost ripe for collecting. Cranes readying for flight and focusing on love and living.

We are man and woman as anyone on this Earth

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On vacation, many things were damaged or ruined. I also realized I’m not too sure I want to ever spend a week or more with my family in a tiny two bedroom no shower cabin. I thought about how strange to spend my vacation with my aunt uncle father stepmom niece mother and sister while trying to grasp some sense of normalcy with the person I share my bed with. I kept saying to myself “this is ridiculous.” I’m not on vacation. There wasn’t one second of relaxation when my mother has been left alone standing looking around, frozen unsure of anything. It’s enough I thought. This has no resemblance of any vacation ever.

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I mean you can’t have relations with your parents next to you. However it was completely free. One good thing about spending vacations with senior family members. Scotch with soda helped.

What Hodag?

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My Dad doesn’t know how to care for my mother. So I am schooling him on this and scolding him. Left for few hours to shop and find wifi. He never fed her lunch. Frustrated.

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I ended up crying. Dirty dishes everywhere. Cleanup is essential for no craziness to occur.
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Played games with niece and laughed. But yelled at her. At least I wasn’t as bad as the woman in the Payless wearing Hodag socks.
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We are so bland I thought. The tears were for many things and hard to stop. Somehow I gained strength from the pines and view to carry on

Side of the road spring

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Where I’m going for ten! (10) days it’s best to B.Y.O.W. Bring your own water.

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Or else.

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There is a fresh water spring I had heard of. A dog scampered by eating something out of a container laying on the side of the road.

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Flowing from a pipe I filled up the bottles. The water was very cold. And free.

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Everyone went home happy.

Tales of Hodag: Part II


A storm blew through our first morning on vaycay.

We ate to pass the time.

A brisk walk was needed to fight off new fat.

Spotting a bog I thought of Meg and her desire to plunge into anything stinky or resembling something wet.

These flowers were growing on the side of the road still wet from the storm.

Tales of Hodag: Part I


While leaving on Friday we headed north. Missing the detour I ended up in my hometown Green Bay, WI.

My sister worked at the extremely fattening fast food place of eating located on every continent in the world was no longer there.

My neighborhood conjured up a lot of memories of my youth. Everything seemed over grown and dark. Everything appeared overgrown and dark. But by the time I orientated for the journey it was nearly crepuscular.