A parody of myself

I complain about money but I’m getting up at 2am to buy a 1000$ iTelephone.

I complain about the cold but I’m also an advocate of Midwest strong and being outside in the thirty degree morning for my walks.

I’m off the most worstest social networking website, but I still worry about what my girl is posting without my approval.

I complain and complain about work, but I’d be nothing without it. I’m a complete hypocrite a contradiction of my believes. And that’s why I should be killed.

I do love my womyn, dogs, domestic cats and my home, yard, birds, stray cats and the ability to go out at 5:39 am for a walk among the shadows and leaves.

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