From Jimbo:
Spice Girls spark speculation of comeback. I read this in the newspaper and I totally forgot to express my excitement. First I was in love with Posh who is married to David Beckham and then Sporty Spice totally caught my eye. I came out shorty after that. I went to two of their concerts and they were great. When Ginger left the group I was in the hotel next door to her’s in Paris. I’m totally excited about the pending comeback!

This is more like a dry spice rub in your eye.